Repeat after me: “I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2015.”
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You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for
IMAX and climax
Blockbuster and cockthruster
Hulu and Woohoo?
Amazon Prime and sexy time
Church and praying for forgiveness
- 1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
- 1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
- 1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
- 1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life
It’s a marshmallow world in the winter…
#herkules #kasselfornia #winterwonderland
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I love people that you can be really silly and fun and childish with, but when you’re in the mood you can also be really deep and philosophical
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